CLEMENTINE'S REVIEWS

7th December 2010
2012 (2009)

“More preposterous than Volcano and Dante’s Peak.”
“Less heart than Armageddon.”
“The cast are less likable than The Day After Tomorrow (sorry Chiwetel, but Cusack, Peet and nutter Harrelson – There’s no fighting that vortex of badness).”
“More unlikely than Independence Day.”
“Makes Cloverfield look like Citizen Kane.”
“Bigger plot holes than the ones the cities fell into.”
“Not only ridiculously plotted, but double back tracked to the stupidest possible outcome.”
“The main climax is completely mis-weighted - their main issue is completely idiotic in comparison to the real tragedy.”
“I did like the commentary about the greed, stupidity and selfishness of humans. And the monks.”